Just this once everybody lives and all is well
BUT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?!?
NO ONE. DIED.
2.47 BILLION CHILDREN, AND THE REST OF GALLIFREY, AND EARTH, AND 13 DOCTORS SURVIVED
except for the daleks, they died
No one important died
10 things not to say to a women
this is guaranteed way to get yourself murdered
Somebody did this to my friend once, she was like
PSA cramps are just the feeling we get when the muscle of our uterus is literally tearing itself to shreds if you were wondering what the bloody stuff was in the first place and /that/ is why this is a Not Good thing to say
Actually a lot of the time cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.
Also, the hormone that causes it? The first hormone of labor. So, when we get our periods we are literally starting labor for a week. How about that?
basically stab yourself in your lower stomach a thousand times with a dull knife and you’ll know how it feels
fucking thank you
The men throughout my life have always been way more sympathetic than women about this (in my experience, this is probably atypical). Some women just DON’T FUCKING UNDERSTAND
Canada’s rainbow money
it looks like monopoly money
welp, that’s another reason for me to move to Canada
i refuse to believe that canada is a real country
Wait is that real? 3yrs in retail and I have never seen plastic 10s and 5s… o.o
its because they’ve been released really recently
"Look at all that pink and purple. Our money sure is gay."
well, at least none of them looks like it was designed by a kid with no paint skills
ONE OF THEM HAS OUR QUEEN ON GOD BLESS CANADA
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
Have you guys seen my awesome Daenerys costume? I love that time in the show where she’s wearing A Christmas Story pajama pants
They had the opportunity and ran with it
Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu!
Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup
Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite
Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim
Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color)
Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite
Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice
Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim
Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration
Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup